the more u watch the funnier it gets
I LITERALLY JUST CHOKED AFTER LAUGHING SO HARD
(via hilariouslife)
People ……….
So I’ve realize dudes are weird , I mean yeah we do stupid things but emotionally your better off hitting it with Helen Keller .
Recently it has come to me , that guys ( not all) are looking for “looks and the ones that can jerk there ego ”……….but to be honest I think that’s a load of bull . Most of the time they’ll open the conversation like ,(Stranger)“ hey , How’s it going ” , (Mii)“ pretty well just catching up on shows” , (Stranger)“what show ” , (Mii)“Park and Recreation” ,(Stranger) “ahhh I love that show , maybe we could watch it together or even more….. ” . In my mind I reply with “dude I haven’t even known you for a second ” but instead I I reply with a fade away Basically not replying . And I know that’s a dickhead move but come on “even more” is always Trying cop a feel on the family fucking jewels .
Then theres the ones that only taste one Fruit of the garden and will live by it . I mean the ones who only talk to “white” ,“Black” , “VGL” ,and so on . What blows my mind to laughter is that they complain about how they can’t find a man , but they get different types of guys all the time . Unless they have a secret love with there hand and there goal in life is to wank it for life ? But anyways , its sad to think that some guys won’t talk to other guys just because of how “fem” , “large” , “religion” , or How human they are .
At the end of the don’t judge and turn them away for what makes them “them” . Cause the whole fucking community gets hate for who to love , so stop being a turd on the ceiling .
I’m not trying to say I’m perfect and I deserve everything but sometimes I just want to talk . I get turned on so much more by a mind , more than a body or a face . I believe that the mind is another world filled with islands of wonder ,Oceans of hopes and a sky filled of dreams. I want someone to take the journey with them even if seems impossible , but because the moments make the journey . And then when you add sex , it’s like diamonds and pearls . That’s why I’d rather talk to guys in person than online cause guys tend to go back there closet when there online . And to be blunt ,with the whole “catfish” world blowing up ,makes you wonder who’s actually behind the screen ;a robot or a stalker.
To end this “Rant & Bitch” , all I have to saying is as men you should act like men , no matter who you chase at the end of the night male or female , even though I just bitched about dickhead gay guys . What brings us together is love and hate just eats us faster than cancer . Find someone who understands you and will be there . Cause you don’t in your late 40’s /50’s/60’s trying to fuck twinks on grindr and other online one night stand sites . And I’m not trying to say you won’t find love , but treat people ,how you want to be treated. Cause no one wants to be alone when there old .